Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Homage to Catalonia – part 1 (sorry Eric)


Last Wednesday I got a telephone call somewhat out of the blue.  It was from a former work colleague who was wondering if I would be able to help her out at short notice.  At the end of June I finished 27 years of gainful employment and set myself up as a self-employed Interim Manager specialising in accountancy and taxation.  Yes it’s boring but we are what we are!

The telephone call came as I was doing the weekly shop at Morrison.  The job entailed a visit to Barcelona starting very soon, possibly the next day if flights could be arranged.  I struggled to contain myself in the shop, all outwardly cool whilst inside I was doing the full Curly Howard (from the Three Stooges) thing.   Woo, Woo, WOO, nyuk, nyuk, NYUK!  A paid trip to Barcelona (with a bit of work thrown in) well I am not going to refuse am I?  My mind raced ahead, must get home and go on the internet to find out who was at home that weekend; would it be the sublime beauty this is FC Barcelona’s current style of play or would it be the more artisan efforts of RCD Espanyol in their new well-appointed stadium?   I could hard think straight for the excitement.

Then just as Curly is brought back to earth with the sharp slap of reality delivered by his brother Moe; down the canned veg aisle it hit me, International break week.  So there would be no top flight domestic football for nearly 2 weeks.  To say I felt gutted is an understatement.  I felt like grabbing my own hair and shaking my head vigorously just like Moe would do to Larry Fine (the final stooge, the one with the curly hair).

Back at home I decided to go on the net and find out where Spain were playing; more than half of the side is provided by FC Barcelona so to see them would be the next best thing.  Sure enough Tuesday night they were playing Scotland in Spain, so perhaps there would be the chance to see the ‘sweatys’ get thoroughly outplayed.  Would it be in Madrid or would my luck be in and the match hosted by Barcelona?  Neither, Alicante!  What?  Where did they pick that venue from?  Oh well Barcelona is a beautiful city so at least the visit would be fun.

After a couple of days working in Grimsby getting my briefing for the assignment I arranged to fly out on the Sunday morning from Leeds Bradford airport.  Dumb name I know but slightly more geographically correct than Doncaster Sheffield airport (nowhere near Sheffield) or London Stanstead for that matter.

Up at 5am on a Sunday is never a good thing and matters didn’t improve by the M62 being closed which left me with a very long detour through rural East and North Yorkshire.  Not the best of starts but I got to the airport in reasonable time so then I had chance to relax.  Things improved at the Duty Free shop where they were giving out (small) free tasters of the Dalmore Gran Reserva, 9am is perhaps a little early for me but it would be impolite to refuse.   Very nice it was too!  An Americano coffee in the bar and time for a bit of people watching.   Right on cue the tartan hoards appeared resplendent  in their Scotland football shirts and the full kilt regalia.  How do they get through security with dagger kilt pins?  It is classed like native or religious costume not to be challenged like the Sikhs and their little daggers?   

To be continued…                                                               

Links
The Three Stooges                          http://www.threestooges.com/
Dalmore Whisky                               http://www.thedalmore.com/

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