Friday, 21 October 2011

Catterick Bridge Races – Saturday 15 October 2011


It’s the last Saturday meeting of the year at Catterick and also their biggest day on the flat.  They stage the Totescoop6 Dash, a 5 furlong class 3 handicap sprint up the home straight, which is their richest flat race of the year too.  This fixture usually coincides with ‘Champions Day’ which has historically been held at Newmarket on the Rowley Mile.  This year was the first year of the new Champions Day which is billed as flat racing’s grand finale for the year and held at Ascot.  A measure of the standing of Catterick is their richest race paid £9,057 to the winner whereas the richest race of the day was worth £737,230 to the winner at Ascot.  In fact the horse coming 6th in that same race at Ascot managed £17,550 in prize money.  Catterick has qualities that money cannot buy (ok I am stretching it a bit there but it is a good day out).

Before I became a member at Catterick, Champion’s Day at Newmarket used to be a bit of a pilgrimage for us (Dad, Cousin Paul and myself) along with 1000 Guineas Day (when brother in law John would bolster numbers).  The first time we went to Champions Day was in 1996 at my behest, just to see Bosra Sham run and win albeit at skinny odds.  All in all we went on 10 consecutive years, including the year when it was held on the July Course whilst the Millennium Grandstand was being built.  We always made an effort and changed into suits in the car park, Sunday league football style, when we arrived at around 11am.  This usually lead to some comment from those parked nearby but this added to the banter of the day, though Paul would change his trousers in the back of the car to avoid flashing his ‘pipe cleaner’ legs. 

Emboldened by her good win a month back Amy joined me for the day out.  Another friend converted to the Sport of Kings!

October can be a tricky month for weather and racecourses are not the best places to be when it is windy and wet, which it had been all the preceding week, apparently.  I say apparently because that week I had been lucky enough to be working in Barcelona where the weather had been glorious and sunny, and if anything too hot, for work anyway.  Fortunately the gods were smiling and the weather was sunny and not too cold or windy; a beautiful autumn day.

Plans went awry straight off; we were delayed setting off and the 6th race was split into two divisions so an 8th race was put at the beginning of the card meaning a start 35 minutes earlier than planned.  We arrived just after the first race had finished so there was to be no pre racing beer in the Bridge Hotel.  Thankfully because we have the members’ badges we were able to slip out between races so that I could enjoy a nice pint of Black Sheep Bitter.

There was a good attendance.  That was clear from where we had to park in the car park and the presence of about a dozen coaches and buses, which usually mean stag or hen dos.  Saturdays at Catterick are a popular destination for coach trips from the North East (Newcastle, Middlesbrough, Hartlepool and Durham) and it is not uncommon to see groups of men and women out to have a good drink and raucous fun.   


Today was no exception; we spotted a group of women celebrating a 40th Birthday (in matching black tee shirts which proclaimed who they are and what their attributes are.  Another was a group of men who were fairly unremarkable apart from the fact that one of their number was wearing a black and white flowered dress together with an oversize floppy hat, but with men’s casual shoes which sort of spoiled the effect.  The funny thing was wherever we were he seemed to pop up.  I went to the somewhat ancient gents’ toilets there he was stood at the urinals dress comically hitched up at the front. There were a few comments along the lines of he was using the wrong toilets to which he responded along the lines that he had his male appendage in hand so was clearly in the right place.  As he left one of his mates said “how can I continue to look up to him?” “What your mate?”   “My mate?  He’s my manager at work!”  Apparently when he found out some wag had brought the outfit he was delighted by the plan and I must say he was a good sport.  Dressing up as women is not unknown; a few years back there was a group of lads dressed as Mexican Banditos with one of their number in full flamenco dress (but with the Mexican ‘tache).

The punting was alas unsuccessful.  We both managed to get seconds but we back them to win; winners provide to be elusive.

Amy (with man in dress just visible in the background)


Over at Ascot (watched on the big screen) Frankel continued his extraordinary season winning the Group 1 Queen Elizabeth II stakes with consummate ease.  I would like to think that we get the chance to see him as a 4 year old but I am sure the lure of the stud is likely to be too great.  We have been truly lucky to see such a fine animal, I am only disappointed not to have witnessed one of his performances in the flesh.

We broke up the journey home for a stop for tea. Again we headed for York where we found an interesting Italian restaurant called La Vecchia Scuola which translates as ‘the old school’. The restaurant is housed in what used to be a girls school which is a Georgian Grade II listed building with a huge conservatory built at the rear. The place was rammed and we were lucky to get a table without a wait. The menu was typical of a UK version of an Italian restaurant; pasta, pizza, chicken and steak/veal. 


The food           bruschetta Toscana, antipasto misto all’Itailana and pizza frutti di mare


Links
La Vecchia Scuola                                http://la-vecchia-scuola.co.uk/contact.htm
Black Sheep Brewery                           http://www.blacksheepbrewery.com/
Ascot Racecourse                                http://www.ascot.co.uk/


Wednesday, 12 October 2011

Homage to Catalonia – part 1 (sorry Eric)


Last Wednesday I got a telephone call somewhat out of the blue.  It was from a former work colleague who was wondering if I would be able to help her out at short notice.  At the end of June I finished 27 years of gainful employment and set myself up as a self-employed Interim Manager specialising in accountancy and taxation.  Yes it’s boring but we are what we are!

The telephone call came as I was doing the weekly shop at Morrison.  The job entailed a visit to Barcelona starting very soon, possibly the next day if flights could be arranged.  I struggled to contain myself in the shop, all outwardly cool whilst inside I was doing the full Curly Howard (from the Three Stooges) thing.   Woo, Woo, WOO, nyuk, nyuk, NYUK!  A paid trip to Barcelona (with a bit of work thrown in) well I am not going to refuse am I?  My mind raced ahead, must get home and go on the internet to find out who was at home that weekend; would it be the sublime beauty this is FC Barcelona’s current style of play or would it be the more artisan efforts of RCD Espanyol in their new well-appointed stadium?   I could hard think straight for the excitement.

Then just as Curly is brought back to earth with the sharp slap of reality delivered by his brother Moe; down the canned veg aisle it hit me, International break week.  So there would be no top flight domestic football for nearly 2 weeks.  To say I felt gutted is an understatement.  I felt like grabbing my own hair and shaking my head vigorously just like Moe would do to Larry Fine (the final stooge, the one with the curly hair).

Back at home I decided to go on the net and find out where Spain were playing; more than half of the side is provided by FC Barcelona so to see them would be the next best thing.  Sure enough Tuesday night they were playing Scotland in Spain, so perhaps there would be the chance to see the ‘sweatys’ get thoroughly outplayed.  Would it be in Madrid or would my luck be in and the match hosted by Barcelona?  Neither, Alicante!  What?  Where did they pick that venue from?  Oh well Barcelona is a beautiful city so at least the visit would be fun.

After a couple of days working in Grimsby getting my briefing for the assignment I arranged to fly out on the Sunday morning from Leeds Bradford airport.  Dumb name I know but slightly more geographically correct than Doncaster Sheffield airport (nowhere near Sheffield) or London Stanstead for that matter.

Up at 5am on a Sunday is never a good thing and matters didn’t improve by the M62 being closed which left me with a very long detour through rural East and North Yorkshire.  Not the best of starts but I got to the airport in reasonable time so then I had chance to relax.  Things improved at the Duty Free shop where they were giving out (small) free tasters of the Dalmore Gran Reserva, 9am is perhaps a little early for me but it would be impolite to refuse.   Very nice it was too!  An Americano coffee in the bar and time for a bit of people watching.   Right on cue the tartan hoards appeared resplendent  in their Scotland football shirts and the full kilt regalia.  How do they get through security with dagger kilt pins?  It is classed like native or religious costume not to be challenged like the Sikhs and their little daggers?   

To be continued…                                                               

Links
The Three Stooges                          http://www.threestooges.com/
Dalmore Whisky                               http://www.thedalmore.com/

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