It was Andy Warhol, the somewhat eccentric artist who is
probably best known for his Campbell’s Soup tins prints, who came up with the
well know quote "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15
minutes". In many ways I guess he
is right with so many so called ‘reality’ TV shows thrusting the generally
talentless to the forefront of the media to then fade into obscurity in a
relatively short period. This also
applies to the various ‘talent’ shows like The Voice, The X Factor and the
beautiful oxymoron that is Britain’s Got Talent, which have never really thrown
up much in the way of lasting superstardom.
Bizarrely some people seem to be famous for being famous and nothing
else and no one knows what they do, such as the Kardashians. I like to feel that talent and hard work are
rewarded, which I think they generally are, but sometimes that’s not the case.
Being a shy and retiring sort I have avoided being recorded
on film to such an extent of crossing the road if I see that Look North are
recording opinion pieces in Hull. I have
never wanted to be a spokesman and if one is wanted I will go AWOL. I take the Homer Simpson approach that volunteers
are suckers; never volunteer, never own up and always make fun of people who
are different.
I have had a few fleeting seconds of fame though. I got my name in the Times and Financial
Times when I passed my professional exams.
I even proved to be a winner ...albeit the crossword in Fishing News and
the Sodoku in Professional Pensions both of which had small prizes and results
in print, but this is hardly big league fame.
It is possible to buy a bit of fame by sponsoring some
event. I guess I could try to get my
name on the Big Screen at the KCOM stadium but knowing the Allams that would be
eye-wateringly expensive as no doubt match and match ball sponsorship packages. However, if you drop down to non-league it
becomes very affordable. I sponsored the
match ball at Hall Road Rangers a few weeks back for the princely sum of
£25. That gets your name on the front of
the programme and an announcement over the tannoy to a crowd perhaps running
into three figures. Not only that, you
get admission for two with programmes and a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich in
the inner sanctum of the committee room.
Bargain indeed.
The match I covered was an incident packed local derby ...
Hall Road Ranger 2 (1)
v Westella VIP 5 (1) Thursday 14 April 2016
Adam Foster 47P, 63P Chris Spinks 5P, 60 Garry Flounders 58, Chris
Short 70, Joe McFadyen 75
Attendance: 75
Exhibit A match programme and the spelled my name correctly!
This game pretty much had the lot; seven goals, four
penalties and a red card, so I couldn’t have picked a better game to be
associated with, just a shame about the result.
This was probably the key moment 4 minutes in when the referee gave a red as well as the obvious penalty. Personally I though he pushed the ball well out of range and so we would have managed to cover it.
The resulting penalty was put away.
The referee then continued to gave Hall Road Rangers no favours when he gave another penalty this time for hand ball when the ball made contact from an almost point blank shot. Harsh in my opinion.
This time the stand in goalkeeper managed to keep it out.
Hall Road Rangers managed to get on terms just before half time with a penalty of their own.
In the second half Hall Road Rangers converted their second penalty the 4th of the evening but the extra man took its toll and Westella VIP put away another 4 to run out comfortable winners.
